Luscious Chicken Salad

Stop, In the name of flavor. Warning: The following recipe may be habit-forming and cause all other chicken salad recipes to taste bland. Other names considered for the name: decadent, delectable and glorious. You have fully been warned. Eat at your own risk.

INGREDIENTS

1 Oso Sweet Onion (Diced)
2 Cups of Cooked Chicken Breast (Diced)
1/4 Cup Celery (Diced)
1/4 Cup Tomato (Diced)
1/4 Cup Avocado (Diced)
1 Tbsp. Sage (Chopped)
1/4 Cup Smoked Cheese (or Favorite)
4 Sliced of Bacon
1/2 Cup of Mayonnaise
1/4 Cup of Sour Cream
1 Tbsp. Mustard
1 Tbsp. Soy Sauce
Lots of Black Pepper and Hot Sauce

PREPARATION

Cook bacon, set aside and then slowly caramelize (medium heat, stirring constantly and romantically) the onions in the bacon fat until deep, rich and golden brown. Drain well, pat dry and let cool. Combine chicken, tomato, celery, avocado, cheese, and cooled chopped bacon and onions.

Mix all dressing ingredients and fold into the salad. Top with fresh ground pepper, hot sauce, and serve over salad greens or as a sandwich. Be careful, this is dangerous. Oh So Luscious!